1. PeteCashmore via @mashable, as if the accent and Scottish decent weren’t enough, he’s also sporting the best jawline ever seen in a Twitter icon. He pedals social media hungry Twitter feigns they’re daily Twitter and internet news - he’s sexy, meaning all this obsessive internerdy stuff, is sexy too. As the CEO of Mashable you can be he’s got a pretty penny to his name as well, not to mention a residence in San Francisco; have I given you enough reason to start stalking him yet? Er, “follow” him.
2. Tim Ferriss @tferriss the mastermind behind the book, 4 Hr. Workweek isn’t just a genius, with a lot of extra playtime on his hands but he’s also a social media casanova, with tweets and links to articles like, “Having better sex with pilates” amongst other brainy linkbait. His Twitter background is of a decadent chocolatey-dessert thing, he takes tango, he travels the world- and he tweets from beaches in Malibu. Clearly, he knows who his audience is; swooning women.
3. Jack Dorsey @Jack who better to follow than the founder of Twitter himself? Just jack. But that profile picture shows that there’s more behind that intense stare. He gives you that brooding-intellectual, who uses expensive hair products sort of vibe. If you score a date maybe you could finally ask if the appropriate pastense of tweet is twat?
4. Jamie Oliver @jamie_oliver will make your mouth water. Following a foodie or a chef on Twitter is the closest you can get to an orgasm without having the “real thing.” I mean, that is if you obsess over food like most women do- Jamie Oliver, or “The Naked Chef” is an England born celebrity chef, specializing in fresh and organic foods. He tweets about charities (aw, a man with a heart) and gives a recipe of the day, my favorite- Roast chicken breast, pancetta and thyme. Yum.
5. Paul Feig @paulfeig the creater of shows like The Office, Freaks and Geeks and some episodes of Weeds and Arrested Development. He’s the guy BEHIND THE SCENES, which let’s face it- the actors themselves can be a tad irritating, but not this guy. Any guy that can make a chick laugh earns 20 notches on the sexy belt. Tweets like “I consider myself the Shakira of middle-aged guys. Minus the dancing. And the singing. And the good looks. But I'm still a Shakira type.” scream, confident-sexy-awesome.
6. Todd Barry @toddbarry i’m going to go on a limb here and call this balding stand-up comedian SEXY. Bruce Willis is bald, bald is hot. But it isn’t the shiny dome that’s making his Twitter one to follow; it’s the biting, cynical yet undeniably witty tweets that add him to the bunch. He manages to make tweets about Staples, Home Depot and Whole Foods wildly entertaining- it sort of make you wish you could tag along for a day to see the way he “sees” it all. Who wouldn’t want to hear him say this, “Elderly woman on my flight struggled to open a granola bar. Guess who voluntarily helped her. I did. Awesome.” Awesome indeed Todd.
7. Nomadic Matt @nomadicmatt, this traveling blogger doesn’t elude to his hotness with his muppetesque Twitter icon, but if you take some time to venture over to his blog you’ll see that he’s merely modest. His travel videos take you through Versailles, to Brussels, his photos give you aches of wanderlust and he admits to eating a maggot once in his About Matt confessions, apprently, “tasted like a french frie.” Gross yes, daring? Absolutely. It’s practically fact, daredevil’s ooze sex appeal.
8. Jonathan Nefarette @Jonathan360 is a social media consultant and photographer. He can capture brilliance in a lense, then knows how to broadcast it all around the internet with his expertise. Being a DIY success is sexy; he can take charge, he’s artistic and he’s smart. Must-follow.
9. Russell Brand @rustyrockets the foul mouthed, alleged sex-maniac is not only sporting the “dirty-rocker-don’ttakemehometomom” vibe, but he’s also shagging Ms. Katy Perry, which lands him on the Sexy List simply by sexy association. Just waiting for a love tweet to @katyperry.....sadly, I don’t think he’s the type.
10. John Mayer @johncmayer as if the song “Body is a Wonderland” wasn’t enough to have girls jumping out of their skiivies and running full speed, naked, in his direction- he tweets about his life and quirky observations, making him all the more charming. He isn’t afraid to bust the tabloid myths, or play up his self-depricating humor. Bonus, he can sing you to sleep AND he makes the “O Face” when playing guitar. YES.
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2. Tim Ferriss @tferriss the mastermind behind the book, 4 Hr. Workweek isn’t just a genius, with a lot of extra playtime on his hands but he’s also a social media casanova, with tweets and links to articles like, “Having better sex with pilates” amongst other brainy linkbait. His Twitter background is of a decadent chocolatey-dessert thing, he takes tango, he travels the world- and he tweets from beaches in Malibu. Clearly, he knows who his audience is; swooning women.
3. Jack Dorsey @Jack who better to follow than the founder of Twitter himself? Just jack. But that profile picture shows that there’s more behind that intense stare. He gives you that brooding-intellectual, who uses expensive hair products sort of vibe. If you score a date maybe you could finally ask if the appropriate pastense of tweet is twat?
4. Jamie Oliver @jamie_oliver will make your mouth water. Following a foodie or a chef on Twitter is the closest you can get to an orgasm without having the “real thing.” I mean, that is if you obsess over food like most women do- Jamie Oliver, or “The Naked Chef” is an England born celebrity chef, specializing in fresh and organic foods. He tweets about charities (aw, a man with a heart) and gives a recipe of the day, my favorite- Roast chicken breast, pancetta and thyme. Yum.
5. Paul Feig @paulfeig the creater of shows like The Office, Freaks and Geeks and some episodes of Weeds and Arrested Development. He’s the guy BEHIND THE SCENES, which let’s face it- the actors themselves can be a tad irritating, but not this guy. Any guy that can make a chick laugh earns 20 notches on the sexy belt. Tweets like “I consider myself the Shakira of middle-aged guys. Minus the dancing. And the singing. And the good looks. But I'm still a Shakira type.” scream, confident-sexy-awesome.
6. Todd Barry @toddbarry i’m going to go on a limb here and call this balding stand-up comedian SEXY. Bruce Willis is bald, bald is hot. But it isn’t the shiny dome that’s making his Twitter one to follow; it’s the biting, cynical yet undeniably witty tweets that add him to the bunch. He manages to make tweets about Staples, Home Depot and Whole Foods wildly entertaining- it sort of make you wish you could tag along for a day to see the way he “sees” it all. Who wouldn’t want to hear him say this, “Elderly woman on my flight struggled to open a granola bar. Guess who voluntarily helped her. I did. Awesome.” Awesome indeed Todd.
7. Nomadic Matt @nomadicmatt, this traveling blogger doesn’t elude to his hotness with his muppetesque Twitter icon, but if you take some time to venture over to his blog you’ll see that he’s merely modest. His travel videos take you through Versailles, to Brussels, his photos give you aches of wanderlust and he admits to eating a maggot once in his About Matt confessions, apprently, “tasted like a french frie.” Gross yes, daring? Absolutely. It’s practically fact, daredevil’s ooze sex appeal.
8. Jonathan Nefarette @Jonathan360 is a social media consultant and photographer. He can capture brilliance in a lense, then knows how to broadcast it all around the internet with his expertise. Being a DIY success is sexy; he can take charge, he’s artistic and he’s smart. Must-follow.
9. Russell Brand @rustyrockets the foul mouthed, alleged sex-maniac is not only sporting the “dirty-rocker-don’ttakemehometomom” vibe, but he’s also shagging Ms. Katy Perry, which lands him on the Sexy List simply by sexy association. Just waiting for a love tweet to @katyperry.....sadly, I don’t think he’s the type.
10. John Mayer @johncmayer as if the song “Body is a Wonderland” wasn’t enough to have girls jumping out of their skiivies and running full speed, naked, in his direction- he tweets about his life and quirky observations, making him all the more charming. He isn’t afraid to bust the tabloid myths, or play up his self-depricating humor. Bonus, he can sing you to sleep AND he makes the “O Face” when playing guitar. YES.
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