1. LEARN HOW TO MAKE BEER
Making homebrew is not easy, but if you want to be the best you have to learn from the best and know that failure is going to happen (Don't serve these 'failures' at a party by the way). In the long run you will thank yourself that spending only a couple dollars will now get you literally a bathub full of beers. If you really want to succeed on tip number three also teach your to make moonshine.Now you friends will crown you as the beer andcenter of attention at the party, but our smart readers know that those two things are only extra benefits because the real prize will be the money you make off the $5-10 cover charge to pay and create this endless supply of beer.
2. CHILL A SIX-PACK IN MINUTES
Typical senario: a friend does a beer run and brings by the six back he got from the never-cold 7-11 refridgerator. Don't worry 'cause now it's time for you to shine. Go grab a bucket and fill it with ice and water. Now fill that same bucket with salt and stir it all together. While your friends are going "WTF?" and calling you an idiot, you can explain to them that speeds up melting and lets water below freezing point. Now you may ask your friends to thank you for the instant ice cold beer and walking away with some new knowledge.
3. HOW TO REMEMBER HER NAME
Most of us can't even the remember the name of the person we met thirty seconds ago while sober. How can we expect ourselves to recall that blonde girls name you met while walking in, and now your drunk it's time to make a move--but now you don't know her name. There are two ways of making this never become an issue. First, have a 3 inch note pad (49 cents at Walmart) and jot it down when you are safely away from anyones site (or else that may be creepy). If questioned about the mini-notepad just say you're a creative writer who draws inspirations from everywhere, but you have a horrible memory. Bonus: This could work out as an ice-breaker. Method number two is what doctors call it a 'multisensory mental picture' which is fancy speak for 'associate her name with an object'. If her name was Jasime, think Disney, think Aladin, and ask yourself who he was in love with. It's scientifically proven that this will help recall names with 80% more effeciency but the first method is always easier (and comes with a bonus!), although not always practical.
