1. Miss Pregnant

pregnant women in bikinis are typically judged for biggest belly, sex appeal,least number of stretch marks, best design on the belly, best csotume and best conception story

Or in China, you get prize for the best drawing on your belly too. Interesting…

2. Miss Body Builder


If there’s any cat fight backstage for the make ups and dresses, I bet this will be a bad one…

3. Miss Landmine

The contest is a controversial contest for women who have been disabled or disfigured by landmines to empower women and challenge concepts of physical perfection while raising global and local awareness of landmines.

So who says a woman must be physically "perfect" to be beautiful? Although it will be interesting to know what prize they are getting if they win. A pair of new leg?

4. Miss F.A.T America

Stands for Fabulous and Thick.America loves everything big and super-sized - the two-hour airing of the pageant was the network’s highest-rating show ever!

5. Miss Nude Australia

Wearing nothing more than six-inch heels and a Brazilian, the contestants strut their stuff on the stage - doing split, pole dancing and touching themselves to music to impress the judges and the audiences (male specifically).

2005 Winner of Miss Nude Australia is a good example of what a world class beauty queen should be. She could flex her pecs, lift both breasts on cue, and one of her most memorable routine, she removed jelly snakes from a black cauldron, stuff them down her g-string and offer them to the male audience to eat.

6. Miss Tiffany

It’s a girl. It’s a beauty queen. It’s a tranny! Feast your eye over these stunning Thai beauties – a hundred bucks say you’ll never guess they are actually men.

7. Miss Klingon Empire

The Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant is held every year at the Star Trek Convention at Dragon*Con in Atlanta to discover out-of-this-world “beauties”.