It's not everyday when someone comes along and makes Amy Winehouse look good. But alas, 16 year old pop princess Miley Cyrus has been named the worst celebrity influence on your kids of 2009. Billy Ray, please come accept this award on behalf of your CHILD because I don't want to see another stripper pole performance.
Voted by AOL's pop culture blog by 9-15 year olds, the tween sensation of controversy and Twitter hatred beat out the competition with 42% of the votes, a figure not even Britney Spears or "I'll let you finish" Kanye West can top (he came in third though, do you think he's pouting about that? I do).
Now although there are MANY reasons as to why Miley got voted, we here at SmakNews is going to narrow it down to the top 10 reasons in pictures and let the rest of you smart readers see how quick and intelligent the 9-15 year old generation of today's kids are to sniff out a skank.
The Really Raunchy Webcam "Friends" Pix
The Nose-Ring
The Sexualized Stripper Pole Stage Performance
The Topless Yet "Artistic" Photo Shoot
The Ability To Turn Hello Kitty Into A Bad, Un-Wholesome Image
The Over-Exposed Midriff As Camera Eye Candy... Over and Over Again
</b> The Ability To Turn Girl On Girl Action Into A Pedophile's Best Dream, A Parent's Worst Nightmare</b>
The Lame Over- Usage of "Peace" In Photos
The Taking Photos With Other Men, Older Men
And altogether just strange relations with her daddy aka manager...aka Creator of a really bad public figure.
Granted these are all just some of the surface, photographed reasons why Miley could easily be voted as the "worst" - there are of course other reasons such as how terrible her song lyrics are (Hoe Down Throw Down, Party in the USA?) or the fact that she never seems to be out endorsing education or college but rather very much into endorsing broken dress code violations and making every public locker room rather ill-prepared for this sort of showering behavior...
Umm... yeah. that's one way to wash yourself... and take a picture while doing so.
