We’ve been keeping rather busy at SmakNews since the last time you so graciously landed here on our blog.

Our beauty give-away went well but luckily the kind people at ELF generously gave and so we still have some more! Anybody still interested for some new cool make-up can just leave us a comment here with your sweepstakes submission.

Still growing every day by the minute, tweet, visit, and membership, we are monitoring the heightened activity of SmakNews like a mom records her baby’s weight changes. Having outgrown our infantile stage past 3 months now, we are excited to move on to bigger and better pairs of toddler shoes that’ll bring us many steps closer to true awesomeness.

The last month we have seen some surging successes in our Editorials’ department. Although we are still seeing tons of interesting links being shared in the standard social news way, we are proud that members and readers are becoming just as thrilled to see our open blogging platform be utilized to express some thoughts and collect some interesting smak talks.

Here are some articles that have gotten some Smakkin’ hot attention lately:

Top 5 Weird Aphrodisiacs That Don’t Make Any Sense Cause there are some aphrodisiacs that do make sense, but these aren’t it.

Divorced and Detached? Let Cut’s The Cake! Any excuse to eat cake is a good excuse to take.

Who Are You Calling Crazy? Oh, These Women. Normally in the name of fashion we are permitted some “crazy” passes, but these call for the insanity police more than the fashion police.

Chew On This: Semen Recipe Cookbook. Yes, you read it right, semen.

The Most Beautiful Tranny In The World, And Other Terribly Weird Beauty Pageants Little Miss Sunshine? Try Little Miss Legless Landmine.

Are You Going Goo-Goo For GaGa’s Fugly Fashion Sense? Or… are you just gagging?

And the semen subject pops back out again: Unfolding the Myth, Is Semen Good For Complexion? Or was it all just invented by the one with the erection?

And of course, Life Lesson #42. The best is yet to come. For SmakNews.com, it’s a coming alright… and it’s not going to do it on your face either.

Sorry, couldn’t resist the joke. But do come again! We have more updates up our sleeves for you…