Julia Allisons big secret. And man is pretty fn' big.

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Julia Allisons big secret. And man is pretty fn' big.

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Julia Allisons big secret. And man is pretty fn' big.

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Link: Christina Aguilera To Star in Showgirls: The Sequel?
Actually its called "Burlesque" as confirmed by Variety, a movie written by the same writer of Erin Brokovich.

As for the plot.... Just take one part Showgirls, one part Glitter and blend together. Pour into a glass and sprinkle just a little bit of Coyote Ugly on top. There you go:

"Aguilera will play an ambitious small town girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club."

If the rest of the cast is also played by drag queens, then this is going to be a masterpiece that could top Showgirls as the cinematic experience of all time...

What do you think?

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lol

I misquoted in my earlier reply-forgot the "if"... Why is Aguilera trying to be an actress? The Mickey Mouse club isn't exactly a great resume...


310 days ago in reply to missmarcellalee: ""The rest of the cast is also playe..." »more»

 


 

lol

"The rest of the cast is also played by drag queens." ha ha Does that sentence bode well for Aguilera?


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hot!

mmm mmmmm....


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hot!


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god

 

hot!

HOT


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"Wow this Coffee bean has some hot chicks and crazy dudes that tell you to tie your shoelace otherwise he will have to pay my medical bills because."
Here's come the Big Libowski! And I am one hungry camper.
by Rick Stitch  l  30 hours ago  l  35 Smart Talk