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<title>SmakNews | Published News</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:33:49 PST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The New Bachelorette Party Rules | HappyHer Blog]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/the-new-bachelorette-party-rules-happyher-blog/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/the-new-bachelorette-party-rules-happyher-blog/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:33:49 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HappyHer</dc:creator>
<category>Entertain Me</category>
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<description><![CDATA[Instead of doing the same old thing that is going to leave the bride yawning with boredom, follow these new rules to give her a bachelorette party she'll never forget! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Daniel Angerer creates breast milk cheese for New York restaurant]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/daniel-angerer-creates-breast-milk-cheese-for-new-york-restaurant/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/daniel-angerer-creates-breast-milk-cheese-for-new-york-restaurant/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:33:20 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ginamom</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/daniel-angerer-creates-breast-milk-cheese-for-new-york-restaurant/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Made with Mommy's milk... Mmmm....<br /><br /><br /><br />Daniel Angerer, head chef at Klee Brasserie in New York, has created breast milk cheese for experimental customers from his wife's excess produce. <br /><br />After giving birth to their daughter, his wife produced so much breast milk the pair began to freeze the ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man breaks into church, watches porn]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/man-breaks-into-church-watches-porn/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/man-breaks-into-church-watches-porn/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:33:07 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ginamom</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/man-breaks-into-church-watches-porn/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<br /><br />A man in Iowa has been charged with burglary after he broke into a church - and used the church television to watch pornography.<br /> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dutch Nurses Would Like You To Stop Asking For Sex]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/dutch-nurses-would-like-you-to-stop-asking-for-sex/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/dutch-nurses-would-like-you-to-stop-asking-for-sex/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:33:02 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ginamom</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/dutch-nurses-would-like-you-to-stop-asking-for-sex/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A union representing Dutch nurses is launching a national campaign against patients demanding sexual services as part of their standard care.<br />  ( 0 )<br />Nurse A nurse: does not want to touch you there<br /><br />The union, NU'91, is calling the campaign 'I Draw The Line Here', with an advert that feature ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tiger Woods: Loaded On Pain Pills Before Thanksgiving Crash]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/tiger-woods-loaded-on-pain-pills-before-thanksgiving-crash/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/tiger-woods-loaded-on-pain-pills-before-thanksgiving-crash/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:32:44 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>nodoubtfreak</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/tiger-woods-loaded-on-pain-pills-before-thanksgiving-crash/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Now this sounds like my kinda guy. <br /><br />According to new documents released in the Thanksgiving car crash that eventually brought golf prodigy Tiger Woods back down to earth, Woods' wife handed ambulance personnel two bottles of pain medicine which she told them Woods took earlier in the day.<br /><br />The ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Top 10 Conservative Sex Scandals]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/the-top-10-conservative-sex-scandals/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/the-top-10-conservative-sex-scandals/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:30:32 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>nodoubtfreak</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/the-top-10-conservative-sex-scandals/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The conservative side of the political spectrum has attempted to use their version of morality for nearly 30 years as a way of winning elections. Although both sides and the center certainly have their sex scandals, when they are done by the so called ‘family values' Christian Conservatives, it is  ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Team Brenda: Cuhrazy Summer In The Hamptons]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/team-brenda-cuhrazy-summer-in-the-hamptons/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/team-brenda-cuhrazy-summer-in-the-hamptons/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:30:22 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>TeamBrenda</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/team-brenda-cuhrazy-summer-in-the-hamptons/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ramona makes me tired.<br /><br /><br />xoxo<br /><br />TB ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jealous lesbian took ex-lover on ‘terror car ride’]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/jealous-lesbian-took-ex-lover-on-lsquo-terror-car-ride-rsquo-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/jealous-lesbian-took-ex-lover-on-lsquo-terror-car-ride-rsquo-/</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:53:30 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Matters of the Heart</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/jealous-lesbian-took-ex-lover-on-lsquo-terror-car-ride-rsquo-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A jealous lesbian allegedly abducted her ex-lover and took her on an hour-long ‘terror ride,' in an attempt to win her back, a court room heard yesterday in the UK.<br /><br />Elizabeth Wells, 48, met her abductor Amanda Burn, also 48, through a lesbian Web site-and the pair carried on an affair for a year ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[How To Spot A Facebook Cheater]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/how-to-spot-a-facebook-cheater/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/how-to-spot-a-facebook-cheater/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:50:36 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jennyb</dc:creator>
<category>Matters of the Heart</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/how-to-spot-a-facebook-cheater/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You've had a poke war raging since the dawn of time, he "likes" all of your statuses and every time you sign into chat, he's the first one wanting to know what's up. The guy is Facebook Flirting. Hard. There's just one problem-he's listed as "in a relationship." Um, what? In this age of po ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Should Bar Refaeli Dump Leo DiCaprio For A Jew?]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/should-bar-refaeli-dump-leo-dicaprio-for-a-jew-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/should-bar-refaeli-dump-leo-dicaprio-for-a-jew-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:50:33 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jennyb</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/should-bar-refaeli-dump-leo-dicaprio-for-a-jew-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An Israeli nationalist group is urging model Bar Refaeli to dump her boyfriend of four years, Leonardo DiCaprio, and settle down with some nice Jewish boy and make loads of yarmulke-wearing babies. Well, that's...racist. And kind of premature, as it's not even confirmed that the two are engaged. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ha Ha Cemetery sounds like a cool place to be burried]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/ha-ha-cemetery-sounds-like-a-cool-place-to-be-burried/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/ha-ha-cemetery-sounds-like-a-cool-place-to-be-burried/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:50:30 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/ha-ha-cemetery-sounds-like-a-cool-place-to-be-burried/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Along the coast of Nova Scotia is the Ha Ha Cemetery, established 1800. Seriously. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Victoria Beckham was doing Corey Haim!]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/victoria-beckham-was-doing-corey-haim-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/victoria-beckham-was-doing-corey-haim-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:03:59 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/victoria-beckham-was-doing-corey-haim-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[YES, Posh Spice and Corey Haim dated back in the ‘90s on the cusp of Spice Girls mania-a year before Wannabe became a major hit for the gals in 1996. The pair met at a London recording studio and locked "sniper eyes," Haim reveals in a Kiss & Tell interview. "When she kisses, she does this cool lit ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga And Beyonce In 'Telephone' Music Video!!!!]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/lady-gaga-and-beyonce-in--telephone-music-video-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/lady-gaga-and-beyonce-in--telephone-music-video-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:02:36 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CelebutanteSisters</dc:creator>
<category>Hotties</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/lady-gaga-and-beyonce-in--telephone-music-video-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This music video is AMAZING! A little long, but really couldn't get any better! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[5 Sexy Things That Are Weird When He Does Them]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/5-sexy-things-that-are-weird-when-he-does-them/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/5-sexy-things-that-are-weird-when-he-does-them/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:06:33 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michaelabehsera</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/5-sexy-things-that-are-weird-when-he-does-them/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Women and men are wildly different. Ladies are soft, smell nice and are purty. Most dudes are lumpy/coarse, smell like motor oil and bear meat and are generally utilitarian in terms of looks. Because of your sensuality, delicateness and otherworldliness, there are a handful of sexy things you can t ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sexual Anorexia: The Opposite Of Sex Addiction?]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/sexual-anorexia-the-opposite-of-sex-addiction-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/sexual-anorexia-the-opposite-of-sex-addiction-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:06:30 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michaelabehsera</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/sexual-anorexia-the-opposite-of-sex-addiction-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Can you compare our desire for sexual intimacy to, say, our need for food? And, if so, is sexual anorexia the opposite of sex addiction?<br /><br />Believe it or not, even though "lack of sex" isn't an official cause of death, experts are divided on this issue. The question recently popped up in the New ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jonah Falcon: Biggest Penis Ever?]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/jonah-falcon-biggest-penis-ever-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/jonah-falcon-biggest-penis-ever-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:06:24 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>michaelabehsera</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/jonah-falcon-biggest-penis-ever-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When our eyes feasted on The Daily Show segment featuring Jonah Falcon, an unemployed actor with a 13.5-inch penis, we too wanted to sink our fangs (not like that) into the story. The man with one of the largest (recorded) packages in the world? Yes, please! But strictly for research purposes, of c ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Who the hell is voting on American Idol...deaf people?!!!]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/who-the-hell-is-voting-on-american-idol-deaf-people-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/who-the-hell-is-voting-on-american-idol-deaf-people-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:50:27 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>partyallthetime</dc:creator>
<category>Entertain Me</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/who-the-hell-is-voting-on-american-idol-deaf-people-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There are no good reasons why Katelyn Epperly, Alex Lambert, and Lily Scott DID NOT make it into the Top 12.  Three of the best voices were voted off when Katie Stevens and Paige Whocareswhatherlastnameis SHOULD HAVE WENT HOME. <br /><br />Ugh, so upsetting! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga and Beyonce 'Telephone' VIDEO]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Walk-of-Fame/lady-gaga-and-beyonce--telephone-video/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Walk-of-Fame/lady-gaga-and-beyonce--telephone-video/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:30:56 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>missmissea</dc:creator>
<category>Walk of Fame</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Walk-of-Fame/lady-gaga-and-beyonce--telephone-video/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Where does one go from here?  Each and every video that artist Lady Gaga puts out is more over the top than the last.  This one is so much so that all 9 minutes of the video are action-packed. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Beautiful 10-Inch-Tall Stilettos, Made With Elephant Poop (PHOTO)]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Eye-for-Style/beautiful-10-inch-tall-stilettos-made-with-elephant-poop-photo-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Eye-for-Style/beautiful-10-inch-tall-stilettos-made-with-elephant-poop-photo-/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:22:08 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ginamom</dc:creator>
<category>Eye for Style</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Eye-for-Style/beautiful-10-inch-tall-stilettos-made-with-elephant-poop-photo-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[<br /><br />Hot? Or is someone just mocking Chris Ofili...?<br /><br />Here's a fashion statement that stinks, literally: elephant dung shoes. Created by an artist named INSA, the shoes are ten-inches tall with a platform sculpted out of poop produced by everyone's favorite large land mammal.  ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Japanese Man Marries Giant Cushion]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/japanese-man-marries-giant-cushion/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/japanese-man-marries-giant-cushion/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:21:34 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>khoboy</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/japanese-man-marries-giant-cushion/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Japanese man showed he was one big softy when he married the love of his life - a giant cushion. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hottie lost all his teeth at 22 years old drinking 24 beers a day]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/hottie-lost-all-his-teeth-at-22-years-old-drinking-24-beers-a-day/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/hottie-lost-all-his-teeth-at-22-years-old-drinking-24-beers-a-day/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:20:58 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Need to Know</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/hottie-lost-all-his-teeth-at-22-years-old-drinking-24-beers-a-day/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A UK man lost all of his teeth at the age of 22 because of his heavy drinking, which included 24 cans of beer a day.<br /><br />Nicky Welfare, who ironically enough, lives off of public assistance-on unemployment compensation of nearly $91 weekly-was able to get free dentures paid for by tax payers. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Make an Video about Online Dating, Win $1000]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/make-an-video-about-online-dating-win-1000/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/make-an-video-about-online-dating-win-1000/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:20:23 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DateDaily</dc:creator>
<category>Need to Know</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/make-an-video-about-online-dating-win-1000/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Create a video about your online dating experiences and you could score an easy grand. And who doesn't like money? ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Hot Mess Amy Winehouse To Launch Fashion Line]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Shes-a-Beauty/hot-mess-amy-winehouse-to-launch-fashion-line/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Shes-a-Beauty/hot-mess-amy-winehouse-to-launch-fashion-line/</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:14:52 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>judythpiazza</dc:creator>
<category>She's a Beauty</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Shes-a-Beauty/hot-mess-amy-winehouse-to-launch-fashion-line/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Troubled singer, Amy Winehouse, has decided to align herself with the UK-based label Fred Perry -- creating her own line of fashion that will be available in Fred Perry boutiques later this year ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[March 14 is Steak and BJ Day | DateDaily.com]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/march-14-is-steak-and-bj-day-datedaily-com/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/march-14-is-steak-and-bj-day-datedaily-com/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:42:20 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DateDaily</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/march-14-is-steak-and-bj-day-datedaily-com/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It's time for the ladies to show men their appreciation. So cook him up a steak, then drop to your knees, ladies. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[A Miss. school prom cancelled after lesbian's date request]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/a-miss-school-prom-cancelled-after-lesbian-s-date-request/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/a-miss-school-prom-cancelled-after-lesbian-s-date-request/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:40:56 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MisterX</dc:creator>
<category>Matters of the Heart</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/a-miss-school-prom-cancelled-after-lesbian-s-date-request/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A northern Mississippi school district will not be hosting a high school prom this spring after a lesbian student sought to attend with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Party Like a Rockstar, the Sequel: This Time, it’s Personal]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/party-like-a-rockstar-the-sequel-this-time-it-rsquo-s-personal/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/party-like-a-rockstar-the-sequel-this-time-it-rsquo-s-personal/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:40:36 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jackfrombkln</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/party-like-a-rockstar-the-sequel-this-time-it-rsquo-s-personal/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What are the secret sex lives of MARRIED rock stars like? How do you maintain passion with a guy who's seen and done it all?  Does sexual tension have to fade after you have kids? READ ON TO FIND OUT! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[It's the Little Things You Must do to Keep Passion Alive | HappyHer Blog]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/it-s-the-little-things-you-must-do-to-keep-passion-alive-happyher-blog/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/it-s-the-little-things-you-must-do-to-keep-passion-alive-happyher-blog/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:40:31 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HappyHer</dc:creator>
<category>Matters of the Heart</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Matters-of-the-Heart/it-s-the-little-things-you-must-do-to-keep-passion-alive-happyher-blog/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[It is the small daily loving gestures and honest efforts in being a helpful life partner that take careful practice and diligence. It can sometimes seem harder than it sounds even though this is about doing things for the person that is supposed to be the love of your life. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Penis Size Matters | DateDaily.com]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/penis-size-matters-datedaily-com/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/penis-size-matters-datedaily-com/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:39:54 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>DateDaily</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/penis-size-matters-datedaily-com/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[One woman is brave enough to admit that, when it comes to penis size, the bigger variety is better. And she's brutal about it. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[New Twilight Eclipse Trailer Released]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/The-Tween-Scene/new-twilight-eclipse-trailer-released/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/The-Tween-Scene/new-twilight-eclipse-trailer-released/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:49:51 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>nodoubtfreak</dc:creator>
<category>The Tween Scene</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/The-Tween-Scene/new-twilight-eclipse-trailer-released/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[As if there wasn't already enough anticipation, the movie trailer for "Eclipse" has been released and is sure to incite fanaticism all over the place.<br /><br />Providing a taste of what's to come for Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, the third "Twilight" movie's teaser looks like the best is yet to come.<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Is This Kiefer Sutherland's Last Season of '24'?]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/is-this-kiefer-sutherland-s-last-season-of--24-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/is-this-kiefer-sutherland-s-last-season-of--24-/</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:43:26 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ineedmyfixashley</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/is-this-kiefer-sutherland-s-last-season-of--24-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[This is probably one of my most difficult posts to write but there are rumours circulating that Kiefer Sutherland's show 24 is on its last eighth season.  Is this a nightmare or is this really happening? ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Police say ‘noisy intruder’ turned out to be a vibrator]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/police-say-lsquo-noisy-intruder-rsquo-turned-out-to-be-a-vibrator/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/police-say-lsquo-noisy-intruder-rsquo-turned-out-to-be-a-vibrator/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:13:57 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Love to Laugh</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Love-to-Laugh/police-say-lsquo-noisy-intruder-rsquo-turned-out-to-be-a-vibrator/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A German woman's concern that a suspicious noise in her apartment was an intruder turned out to be her vibrator-and she was mortified when police dispatched to her home made the discovery.<br /><br />According to reports, the noise was so loud that the emergency line operator was able to hear it over the p ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bridezilla started $20,000 brawl in bridal shop]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/bridezilla-started-20-000-brawl-in-bridal-shop/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/bridezilla-started-20-000-brawl-in-bridal-shop/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:13:42 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>Need to Know</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Need-to-Know/bridezilla-started-20-000-brawl-in-bridal-shop/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A difficult Bridezilla-tempered customer at a bridal shop started a brawl after she called in her male family members to attack the business owner who refused to work with her because he says she was difficult. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Gerard Butler & Jennifer Aniston's Sexy W Magazine Cover]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/gerard-butler-jennifer-aniston-s-sexy-w-magazine-cover/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/gerard-butler-jennifer-aniston-s-sexy-w-magazine-cover/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:12:26 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ineedmyfixashley</dc:creator>
<category>Hotties</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Hotties/gerard-butler-jennifer-aniston-s-sexy-w-magazine-cover/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston look quite comfortable and sexy on the cover of April's W Magazine as part of the promotion for their upcoming film The Bounty Hunter which I think the trailers look pretty good for.  The film opens March 19 which means we should be seeing premiere pictures soon! ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Tiger Woods Mistress Jamie Jungers Wins Howard Stern Pageant]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/tiger-woods-mistress-jamie-jungers-wins-howard-stern-pageant/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/tiger-woods-mistress-jamie-jungers-wins-howard-stern-pageant/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:11:31 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>MisterX</dc:creator>
<category>The Wannabes</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/tiger-woods-mistress-jamie-jungers-wins-howard-stern-pageant/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jungers apparently revealed the size of Tiger Woods' package, as well as what he requested from her in bed. All her spills led to Howard Stern's conclusion that she was at the top of the Tiger Woods mistress food chain. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Fall 10: An Eternity of Bad Clothes?  | Emmett McCarthy | EMc2]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Fashion-Faceoff/fall-10-an-eternity-of-bad-clothes-emmett-mccarthy-emc2/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Fashion-Faceoff/fall-10-an-eternity-of-bad-clothes-emmett-mccarthy-emc2/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:11:23 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>SimoneGrant</dc:creator>
<category>Fashion Faceoff</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Fashion-Faceoff/fall-10-an-eternity-of-bad-clothes-emmett-mccarthy-emc2/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Smart post about fashion and the fashion industry from former Project Runway Contestant and industry industry insider, Emmett McCarthy. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Hudson Swags Her Engagement Ring & Makes Shining NCAA History | INN THE BASEMENT]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/jennifer-hudson-swags-her-engagement-ring-makes-shining-ncaa-history-inn-the-basement/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/jennifer-hudson-swags-her-engagement-ring-makes-shining-ncaa-history-inn-the-basement/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:11:14 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>itbasement</dc:creator>
<category>Entertain Me</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/jennifer-hudson-swags-her-engagement-ring-makes-shining-ncaa-history-inn-the-basement/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jennifer Hudson is a shining star with her shining engagement ring along with her soon to be shining performance as she strolls on through Los Angeles International Airport (LAX).  ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan, are you back on the c*ck?]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/lindsay-lohan-are-you-back-on-the-c-ck-/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/lindsay-lohan-are-you-back-on-the-c-ck-/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:11:09 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>CarltonBanks</dc:creator>
<category>The Wannabes</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/The-Wannabes/lindsay-lohan-are-you-back-on-the-c-ck-/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[UK chatshow queen Alan Carr delicately quizzes Lindsay Lohan for updates on her sex life. "Are you Arthur or you Martha now?" he gently inquires. Lilo looks mortified by the grilling, and then he gets to the point with: "Are you back on the cock?" He's just abusing his gay card with the raunch-talk ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Corey Haim found dead at age 38]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Drama/corey-haim-found-dead-at-age-38/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Drama/corey-haim-found-dead-at-age-38/</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:11:07 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>haveuheard</dc:creator>
<category>Drama</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Drama/corey-haim-found-dead-at-age-38/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ In yet another sad tale of a troubled star unable to flourish as an adult actor, actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning of an apparent accidental overdose according to the LAPD. ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ke$ha Sports Her Own Placenta Around Her Neck For Insight | INN THE BASEMENT]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/ke-ha-sports-her-own-placenta-around-her-neck-for-insight-inn-the-basement/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/ke-ha-sports-her-own-placenta-around-her-neck-for-insight-inn-the-basement/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:14:05 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>itbasement</dc:creator>
<category>Entertain Me</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/Entertain-Me/ke-ha-sports-her-own-placenta-around-her-neck-for-insight-inn-the-basement/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Word is that Ke$ha believes - truly- that her placenta gives her energy and better insight while placing her closer to the spiritual experience because a psychic told her so.  ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Confession: I'm married with children and I'm having an affair - Powder Room Talk]]></title>
<link>http://smaknews.com/SEX/confession-i-m-married-with-children-and-i-m-having-an-affair-powder-room-talk/</link>
<comments>http://smaknews.com/SEX/confession-i-m-married-with-children-and-i-m-having-an-affair-powder-room-talk/</comments>
<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:13:55 PST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>PowderRoomTalk</dc:creator>
<category>SEX</category>
<guid>http://smaknews.com/SEX/confession-i-m-married-with-children-and-i-m-having-an-affair-powder-room-talk/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A married mother of 2 shares her personal story about her ongoing affair with a married man.  ]]></description>
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